myrtle’s turtle
a term used to describe a drunk man sh-tfaced off of moonshine with a puckered face, rosy cheeks and -ssless chaps who is about to p-ss out in an alley behind a hotel next to some dumpsters. he can neither stand nor sit so he squats until he gradually falls backward onto his -ss in a rolling fashion teetering to and fro on his back before finally p-ssing out (urban dictionary, 2017)
that kid looks like myrtle’s turtle, careful, they bite
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