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• ex-togethernesses

  noun. a person that you once were dating or ‘together’ with, someone you used to see as more than just a friend, an old f-ck buddy. sam: “i would p-ssed too if one of my ex-togethernesses was talking sh-t about me!”

• Mythical Beast

  creatures that practice magic and wear gold glitter in shoes and pockets. the only legitimate form of animal to be considered “magical” ” that unicorn was a mythical beast. it had glitter in its pockets and everything.”

• technoramus

  ignorant (an ignoramus) with regard to technical matters. my boss is such a technoramus, he can’t even check his own e-mail.

• Teddy's leg

  the point at which the need to evacuate one’s bowel’s becomes unbearable, and a big brown cylinder tries pushing its way out of your sphincter – resembling the leg of a teddy bear, or soft toy. see also bungle’s finger. – can also refer to the act of defecating. – variant of turtle’s head. “bl–dy […]

• Ear Heroin

  1. what one would call an especially sublime song or band 2. any sound or music that results in one’s feeling good 3. a statement or compliment that lifts one’s spirits “have you heard the new feist alb-m? it’s pure, uncut ear heroin!”

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