myspace face
the face everyone makes in their mysp-ce pictures. this face is
for girls: pouty eyes with a smirk or pursed lips. the shoulder comes up and attatches to the chin. fingers in the west side sign optional
for guys: shirts up showing off their abs, while making some macho head nod, face looking cool and un-ssuming.
matt: d-mn, did you see macaylas mysp-ce?
mario: yeah, shes got that mysp-ce face, right?
a mysp-ce picture with your eyes rolled up and your pouty face on.
girl: check my new mysp-ce dp
friend: i saw it. total mysp-ce face going there
when someone’s photos online make them appear hotter than they are in real life.
“he looked cute online, but when we met he had a mysp-ce face.”
when someone appears attractive in his/her online photos, but is unattractive in real life.
he looked good in his pics online, but when we hung out he had a mysp-ce face.
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