myspace metal
the sh-ttiest bands ever!
with emo, useless names that all sound the same. most of the songs start out with a very generic, sh-tty distorted guitar, and an angry teenager screaming random “words” into a borrowed microphone. a third grader has better lyrical capacities, a r-t-rded bear can play drums faster and more in sync with the sh-ttiest guitar playing i have ever heard. usually an average of 1 1/2 songs on the mysp-ce page, a range of 38-1,000 friends, and a lot of comments from emo b-tches and other useless people about how good they are. when the truth is, they suck big donkey b-lls.
these bands also frequently post bulletins either about “upcoming show!!!111one” or “new song up” or nothing in particular. the fellow local mysp-ce metal bands all display the same photoshopped, overdressed poster as their default. so much antic-p-tion and high hopes for their “epic upcoming show”. but when or if the show ever happens, it is the worst, most unimpressive display of a band ever witnessed. they all borrow the same pa system, and heavily taped microphone, and there is no professionalism in the way the music is played.
deadbeat “show booker”: -calls a lot of local “venues” for a place to have the show-
finally getting success, he has a show booked, but it is in the crummier side of town(n-body wants that b/s in any good areas).
-show is playing; breee breeeee!!-
hoodn-gg-z: check out these m-th- f-ckas!
-beats and stabs the living sh-t out of every little emo f-g in sight-
onlooker: daaaayyum! now that is mysp-ce metal!!
a type of metalcore, technical metal, or screamo that exists solely because mysp-ce allows them to upload cliche music and send out bulletins about their “awesome shows” coming up. they are popular because the emo/scene/hxc people that read the bulletins go to the shows and mosh.
emo: from the ashes is the best band ever
metalhead: f-ck that, it’s mysp-ce metal
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