Mysterious Road Companion
while traveling for a long period of time, and a car catches up to you, but likes your driving and speed enough not to attempt to p-ss. after miles you look through your rear view mirror to check up on your new road companion.
a typical aspect of road companion is day dreaming conversations with your road companion about other cr-ppy drivers.
person: how was the driver here?
traveler: it was pretty long, but i had a pretty cool mysterious road companion to keep me company.
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