Mystery Meat Buffet
when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual s-x with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember
“mystery meat” refers to the strangers’ p-n-ses and “buffet” refers to the multiple partners
this differs from “statutory rape” (less tham 16 years of age) and “how do i not have herpes yet” (older that 25)
girl 1: “tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and p-ssed out”
girl 2: “i hate it when that happens!”
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