Mystery Muffins
a common term in the hoffman estates cafeteria refering the various vegetables thrown in m-ffins during the cooking proccess. they taste like cinnamon and probably won’t hurt you… but don’t always trust the lunch ladies….
student #1: what the h-ll is the green stuff in this m-ffin?
student#2: idk
student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at m-ffin) holy cr-p!! it’s broccoli!
student #2: lucky, i got spinach.
student #3: d-mn mystery m-ffins.
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