mystery shit
when sh-t comes out your -ss so fast you can’t decide if it’s liquid or solid.
i had a terrible mystery sh-t today
a sh-t that comes out so fast, you can’t decide if it’s liquid or solid.
i took a mystery sh-t last night.
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