mystevious


a combination of mystery and devious. used to describe a person whose actions and plans are both mysterious and devious, especially as it relates to business matters.
“rick’s corporate organization is so complex that the only word i can use to describe both it and him is mystevious.

here’s the way it appears to work: he owns all of acme 1 inc. in which he has invested $25,000. acme 1 owns 51% of acme 2 which has outside investors that invest $25,000 less a dollar in acme 2. acme 2 then invests all of the proceeds in acme 3 in return for 51% of acme 3. again acme 3 has outside investors that put in cash equal to the amount acme 2 has invested less a dollar.

by the time rick has incorporated acme 12, he controls (absolutely) a company that has $51,197,953.00 of cash on hand with an initial investment of just $25k. and it’s all perfectly legal to boot.”

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