mzee
a very trustworthy person that always has your back. she is very beautiful and never brakes a promise. if you have a mzee as a friend never let her go. although she’s very sweet she’s got her bad side. and yes she has trust issues but if you get too know her you’ll love her. she has one of the best bodies and the prettiest eyes you’ll ever see.
“i’m so happy i have a mzee as a friend”
an -sshole
“i went on a date with a mzee last night.”
“oh it must of been terrible?”
“yeah” 🙁
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