n. tabletop
top definition
a perpetrator of ultimate sad acts.
an ultimate sad act or usa (yes, i note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person
“kerry is being a true tabletop: she’s thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because joe doesn’t like the colour”
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