N00bninja
a person obsessed with martial arts culture who, whilst confident they could kill a crocodile with their bare hands demonstrates little in the way of technical merit.
dan: “i’m a fifth degree blank belt in karate. i once back flipped over a moving tractor but no one saw me”
matt: “whatev man you’re such a n00bninja”
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