n00dz

otherwise known as nudes, or nude pictures, usally of girls
dude, i need to beat off, send me some n00dz
noun: a question( proposing someone to send nude pictures) that is usually asked to seem “un-serious” or “sarcastic” to see if the person will in fact send nude pictures.
if answered with a yes, the proposer will then ask to see them.
if answered with a no, the proposer will then act as if they weren’t being literal and quickly change the subject to avoid embarr-ssment.
text message conversation:
guy: “sup girl?”
girl: “not much, just uploading some pictures.”
guy: “n00dz? ;]”
girl: “what am i, 14? i don’t do that.”
guy: “haha i know, i was kidding… anyway, how are you?”
generally, a single or set of pictures containing an -ss, t-t, or vadge shot of a female. the lesser known “male n00dz” are less sought after, and hold less value when willing to trade.
“i can’t believe you don’t want sickm8’s n00dz! what are you? gay?!” or “haha, you’re such an albanian franc, show us some of sickm8’s n00dz!”
common currency of many elitist online communities.
1.)
n00b: “how do i get accepted to lsp??”

1337 d00d: “send teh n00dz!”

2.)
1337 d00d 1: “d00der, im on lsp, moc, mrh, fcx, e4m, and fua now.”

1337 d00d 2: “whoa man!!1! i bet you got so many n00dz!”

1337 d00d 1: “fo sho n-gg-! w00t!!”
weapon used to prevent wars
if we had saddam hussein’s n00dz, there wouldn’t have been a war.
a word used to describe all pictures and not just pictures of naked women as was previously the case.
t virus promised us n00dz of a girl in his cl-ss, but that canadian h-m- never came through!