nabitch
nab-tch – a brown hairy creature that is likely the owner of small genitalia. a nab-tch is often considered by its counterparts to be a coward usually frightened by the smallest of gnats. nab-tch’s are often seen wandering the clubs hopelessly, in search of a mate, yet mate retrieval by a nab-tch has yet to be doc-mented. a nab-tch usually stumbles home in utter disappointment forced to attempt fornication with its dog.
example:
nick: yo phil, what happened to mohammad last night at the club?
phil: i don’t know man, mohammad was acting like a nab-tch when those fine -ss hotties showed up. he probably went home and let his dog lick peanut b-tter off his b-lls again.
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