nagled


completely sideways sh-t-faced and munted like a water buffalo.
“hey man, where were you for the countdown?”

“i was nagled man, completely missed it”
to completely obliterate, and or render someone’s -n-s useless through the use of rampant and unwanted -n-l pounding.
mike: did you hear about that guy who nagled that young girl last night?

will: yeah, she was only nine, but he showed no mercy.

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