nail barb
a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything especially polyester!! if you aren’t close to a nail clipper, this ‘barb’ will torture you for all eternity until you can ‘chaw’ it off; or find some kind of tool that will ‘fix’ it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!
this nail barb is about p-ssing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
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