Naked and Petrified
naked and petrified is an internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually -ssociated with natalie portman. it (apparently) first started out via comments on the segfault website, and was used regarding mae ling mak, a linux magazine columnist. its origins may lie in the rocky horror show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.
after comments were disabled on segfault, n+p moved over to slashdot where it mated with some natalie portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
it is also closely -ssociated with hot grits a la “natalie portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits”. articles written in late 2000 accuse the portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
“natalie portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits”
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