naked bird
(n.) a smooth, shaved p-ssy
i would only go down on her if she has a naked bird.
naked birds are a lot smoother to penetrate.
(n) a smooth, shaved man bag and surrounding area. can be found often pecking at a naked nest.
1. “dude, did you see chris shaved his b-lls? he’s got a naked bird”
2. my naked bird was digging through that b-tch’s naked nest shortly before it spat all over it.
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