naked dance break
similar to dancerbate, a naked dance break is about self-gratification and should be experienced alone. the theory behind a naked dance break is to dance wildly in the nude without thought to aesthetics for as long as it takes to make one feel better. bed-jumping is recommended. some examples of good songs to dance naked to:
it’s my life– bon jovi
footloose– kenny loggins
the happy birthday song– the beatles
jesse’s girl– rick springfield
hit me with your best shot– pat benatar
the tide is high– blondie
i’m a b-tch– alanis morissette
i want you to want me– letters 2 cleo
cruel to be kind– letters 2 cleo
g-d, i had such a long day. i’m going to go take a quick naked dance break, and then i’ll help you move the couch.
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