naked forklift
conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – “the naked forklift” is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. back braces recommended…
have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin’!
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