naked margarita
a bartender asks if you want that margarita with salt or no-salt.it is difficult to hear in a noisy bar. it is difficult to remember large orders. there has to be a better way to ask for no-salt without using the word salt. the word naked works perfectly. no salt, no sugar.
bartender: would you like your margarita with salt, sugar or naked?
customer: i would like a naked margarita.
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