Naked Muffin Ladies
the ultimate male fantasy:
either a m-ffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of m-ffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. the only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.
adam: dude!, your eating a naked m-ffin lady!
ally: i know!, it’s awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked m-ffin ladies, you want one?
adam: h-ll yeah i do!!!
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