naked shield
the ultimate shielding device. once this shield is worn you are completly impervise to death. death by invisible darts, death by flaming arrows, death by epic sword fights with the pirates of the carribean theme song playing in the background, death from everything. but only one can own/wear this epic device. one who is brave enough to strip off all of your clothes in less then 3 seconds and run around your friends house naked while everyone else is watching you and you must also know tie guy.
tm 1: dude i just killed you
tm 2: naked shield b-tches hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tm:1 dude put some clothes on.
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