naked sit-up
the act of performing f-ll-t– to one’s self as a form of m-st-rb-t–n. more properly and politely referred to as self oral or autof-ll-t–.
it is physically possible for men who have sufficient flexibility or p-n-s size or a combination of the two to perform the naked sit-up.
statistics show that every 3 out of 1000 men are capable of it.
the naked sit-up was given its name because when one tries to perform it, it looks as though they are trying to do a sit-up (and usually failing stupendously) while naked.
it is rumored that marilyn manson had his botton two ribs removed to be able to do the naked sit-up.
man1: “dude!!!! so guess what i did last night!”
man2: “…what?”
man1: “i sucked my own d-ck!”
man2: “whoooaaa sh-t bro!!! you did a naked sit-up?!?!”
man1: “f-ck yeah!”
man2: “oh my god!!! teach me your ways!”
girl1: “ew! so last night i walked in on my brother trying to do the naked sit-up.”
girl2: “ewwww!!! that’s like sooo gross, like oh my god… ew.”
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