Naked Starfish
after a one night stand you pretend to fall asleep naked, and when the other person gets up to use the bathroom spread out arms and legs wide over the whole bed, perhaps sunny side up, and pretend you can’t be woken so they leave without awkward pleasantries.
“i was tired and he snored so when he got up to pee i totally naked starfished.”
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