naked status


a status on facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide
tim: did you see how i got a new computer?
dave: yeah i did, wasn’t it that naked status?
tim: don’t remind me!
a cl-ssification or status given to friends when you’re comfortable enough to be naked around them.
“can you leave while i change real quick? i’m not on naked status with you just yet.”

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