Naked Toast
toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in southampton in 2009. use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. often accompanied by lunges.
“emily, we’re drunk, wake up and make us some naked toast because we’re busy covering our genitals with our hands and can’t slice bread.”
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