naketris
an extremely obese woman with very short hair. she has the ability to eat an entire large pizza without sharing while concealing herself in a darkened room. pr-ne to falling and rolling down hills. hair so short you can “read her mind”.
“you keep eating like that you’ll be a naketris!”
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