nalen
the guy with a girl name lol. the guy in love with superman and every other comic that has ever existed. the most caring best friend you could find. he’ll always make you laugh. perfect person to play video games with because sometimes you can beat him in injustice with cat women and it feels great. the sweetest boyfriend in the universe. you’ll have b-tterflies in the stomach everytime you see his face. the one you can smoke with, drink with, and just simply chill with. did i mention amazing s-x, you’ll be like that emoji with hearts in his eyes after you’ve had a piece of that -ss. if you ever come across a nalen, love him forever, he’s a keeper.
dam look at that nalen
i wish nalen was my boyfriend too bad he’s already taken by sh-lly.
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