nalgenius


someone who claims to possess or actually possesses a tremendous knowledge of the wilderness and has a well-traveled plastic water bottle – usually with stickers from various outdoor locations.
that dude was telling me some amazing stories about his six month backpacking trip in patagonia. he such a nalgenius. and that bpa-free water bottle of his is sick – did you see the wear marks on it?

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