Nambamboo-TING
the nambamboo-ting is a small mammel that lives in your bottom draw.
although small is still very dangerous and very much leathal.it can strike at any momment with its razor sharp face.
it can also survive on nothing more then odd socks.(if you have socks missing then call this number 0800-your-f-cked)
the origins of this creature are unknown.
mark : sh-t mum a nambamboo-ting has got me face (australian accent)
mum: well i told you to pair your socks up didnt i ?
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