*name*-ism
a term one uses whenever someone makes up a word. simply insert their name in front of the -ism and viola! also works if the word is just two words meshed together in a way that doesn’t make up any actual word that can be found in the dictionary.
gordon: “i was just talking to that guy over there. he was a real shufflemess.”
jeff: “… shufflemess? … hehehe… it’s a gordon-ism.” (aka, a -name–ism)
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