Nametag Massage


a nametag m-ssage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. it rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.
renise: g-d i’m so tired. i’m going to sit down. ahhhh!
gail: what happened?!
renise: oh, it was just a nametag m-ssage

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