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• themn

  “them then” = themn. used to shorten overly long sentences. “mmm what can we send tomorrow instead themn?” as opposed to the overly long “mmm what can we send tomorrow instead of them then?”

• christmas in the sand

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• etrafficated

  when you tell friends you’re on the way in a timeframe that is way shorter than stated by over a few hours . etrafficated- trafek- “yeah bro i’ll be there in like 20 mins “ (^. 7 hours later ,). homie-“ man what the h-ll , i shoulda known u got etraffixated”

• hooker years

  these are the long drawn out years that dirty sk-nks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. these years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (its kind of like dog years but for hookers/wh-r-s) d-mn that broad over there looks like she’s taken a beating over the years. how […]

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