Nandos

best fast food chicken in the world. beware peri-peri addiction
man i need nandos bad, i got the shakes man…cmon just a bit give me some god d-mn f-cking money i need spicy chicken
a portuguese resturant which cooks its chicken using the peri-peri spice. the best plave to eat in the world.
jesse and chris mcd love nandos!!
the most best ever chicken place in the world. way better than that popeyes bullsh-t america has..

mmm… nando’s chicken…
english guy: d-mn, im hungry, i wanna nandos
american guy: nando’s? whats that?
english guy: wdf??? you dont know what a nando’s is?
american guy: well i’ve had popeyes, thats the same right?
english guy: uuurrgh, h-ll no, u cant even compare the 2, move from me before i start buss’in up ur yankee self. chaaaa!
a derogatory slang term used to describe a person of portuguese decadence, as everybody -ssumes the only two things to come out of portugal are cristiano ronaldo and the amazing fast food store ‘nandos’.
guy 1: man, school was such a drainer.
guy 2: shut up nandos!
someone who makes friends wait in an online multiplayer game lobby forever. then rage quits within one minute of playing the game.
i just pulled a nando.
a black mexican programmer and usually bike thief. a nando doesn’t have a lot of rep and generally relies on his leanbow to do all the difficult work. nandos are usually incredibly lazy and very black.
huey: yo chris lets get some peri peri.
chris: where’d my bike go?
nando: thuglife!
chris: negged!
a british chain of restaurants that serve portuguese food.

due to a recent surge in popularity it has become a plebeian feeding ground where the unwashed, uncultured m-sses swarm to eat overpriced, faux foreign cuisine that makes them feel as though they are sophisticated despite proving to the rest of the world that they are the exact opposite. customers at nandos are most often simpletons who also enjoy such shallow pleasures as the chart show on radio 1, the x factor and shopping at primark.

the clientele of nandos are in most cases quite unclean and if they do have a job, it’s usually a low paying one. the food itself isn’t of a particularly high quality, which is the reasoning behind it’s nickname “posh kfc”. it ought to be noted however, that nandos is in no way posh, and the nickname ” ever so slightly less sc-mmy kfc” would be better suited.
poverton 1 – “eeeyah, we should go to nandos cuz they do well nice peri peri chicken there cuz it’s a proper fancy restaurant where you sit down and eat with knives and forks like.”
poverton 2 – “yeah, nice one, and after we can buy a pair of toms and some chinos from river island, and then i’ll collect my benefits and f-nny sh-t out another 3 children who will also be poor and eat nandos just like me.”

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