nanny wank


this is a new and popular style of music and dress, it’s origins are unclear but it either emerged in eastern america or southern england where it is rife. bands that fall into this include, the strokes, the delays, keane, etc. it requires forward facing greasy hair, bad tailoring, knotted scarves and insecurity.
“christ! turn off that bedwetting load of nannyw-nk before the dog kills itself” – my father 2005

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