Nantucket Necktie


when a man is engaging in intercourse with a woman while wearing a condom. when he is about to climax, he removes said condom and fastens it around his partner’s neck like a common necktie. when the female gasps for air to avoid asphyxiation, the male -j-c-l-t-s into her gaping mouth.
male 1: why does ellen have that nasty scar on her neck? did ted give her a hickey?
male 2: no, you ignorant f-ck, ted gave her a nantucket necktie.

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