Nanuet

town in southern part of rockland county, ny. full of deadeyed suburbanite slobs. home to nanuet high school, a dump filled with many idiots and steroid users. i’m so glad to be in college.
“hey, lets go to palisades center!”
a place where a majority of the nanuet high schoolers do pot after school, where you’ll see some meat heads and airhead cheerleaders hooking up and catching incredible diseases from each other. nanuet senior high school composes of 700 -ssholes, wh-r-s, freaks, geeks etc. when a rumor gets heard by one person, it gets heard by over 400 kids overnight, rumors spread fast in nanuet. where freshmen and soph-m-res think they are cool wearing their dumb -ss colorful bracelets up to their shoulders and the uppercl-ssmen just waiting for those kids to get beat up, but no one will because we’re all p-ss-es to stand up for what we want to say. though we all might say we hate nanuet, once we all leave for college we will miss our poor high school that can barely afford planners and the lame nanuet mall that no one ever visits, except for parking when the nanuet carnival comes to town!
wow, nanuet sucks. but we still love its’ sh-tty atmosphere.
nanuet is the heart of rockland, ny, but everyone from here knows its really part of jersey. you went to nanuet high school, where everyones gay. but its cool, cause you always ended up hanging out with them at the nanuet diner at 3am. westchester’s wack. you chill in the palisades mall or garden state plaza every weekend, and every once in a while u gotta take that trek up the hill to ghetto spring valley, just to get a glimpse of the ferrari dealership.
-always complain theres nothing to do, but inside you really would never want to leave.
guy from nanuet: “yo nanuet’s boring theres nothing to do”
guy from upstate new york: “oohhh reaaallly???”
the definition of suburbia, where all anyone ever wants to do is “burn an l” in the nanuet high school (which has a population of about 700 un-individualistic students) parking lot/roof or the woods near posa or just roll face on a wednesday. made up mostly of white upper cl-ss r-t-rds, whose parents just absolutely love to waste their cash on their children’s pointless needs and have nothing better to do then steal street signs. where everyone victimizes themself to the point where they constantly believe their life is the worst ever, even though they’re decked out in dcs/uggs and -insert generic designer label here-. where everyone listens to the same bands, wears the same clothes and follows the “trendiest trends” and continue living their lives in this poser/follower drone-like state.
typical nanuet statement: hey, guys let’s burn a f-cking l and then afterwords we can roll face and rave to techno and blast screamo and really ghetto rap in our convertibles.
a surburban town where nearly everyone is white, and has a generic stereotype (poser, prep, jock, r-t-rd). sitting between ghetto spring valley and less ghetto pearl river, everyone’s mommy and daddy have lots of friggin money, yet they’re still ghetto. the most common way to spot someone from nanuet is to look in the backseat of a high-end suv and locate the r-t-rd with his eminem or screamo blasting through their ipod, texting their friends to go waste money, and complaining about how its been 3 days since their last abercrombie run. however, there is a dying breed of individuals that realize how stupid everyone is…and then they move to westchester or florida.
typical nanuet kid “lol i’m soooooooo ghetto! i’ve had the same fone for like, 6 months! i gotta get a new one when i go to buy those new cali-jeans at hollister!

regular person “dude, shut the f-ck up.”