nap in your lap
the act of oral s-x for an extended period of time. can also be called a “nap in your face,” if you are the one preforming the oral s-x.
we were sitting and watching t.v. and then next thing i knew she went down on me for the entire show.
wow man, she took a “nap in your lap.”
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