Napier

if you live here for too long, you will get pregnant
person one: hey i ended up leaving napier after high school and went travelling/ studying. since then i’ve met heaps of new friends and found a rewarding career. what did you get up to?

person two: oh wow, i stayed in napier, now have three children and i’m not even 20 yet. it’s great because all my friends who stayed in napier have babies too. we just love getting pregnant here! other stuff we get up to is smoke drugs and drink copious amounts of alcohol.
an animal from the wild whose purpose is to hit people in the heart with a fastball. the natural enemy of bullpen fences. acts on dog instinct.
crike…the wild napier hit him in the heart
a sometimes sunny city in hawke’s bay, new zealand. it’s the art deco capital of new zealand. the tourism industry used to be huge, but now it’s dwindling. marineland is now closed down, and the most exciting place to go is the farmers market on sundays down at marine parade.
bob: wanna go to napier?
matt: nah, that’s a boring city.
verb; to throw someone into a vat of unknown substances at axis chemicals
hey man, lemme holla at ya sister or i’ll napier ya
the weed and art deco capital, if napier goes dry, so do you.
#1 destination for std carriers annnd a pretty town, obviously better than hastings.
1.bro! wanna’ go to napier for the weekend?

2.uh…i dunno’, the tourist stuff or weed?

1.nah i was thinkin’ of getting wild!!

2.you’ll get an std.

1…..not keen.