Napkin Elbow
a version of the more common ailment, tennis elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one’s napkin at a high rate of speed. the napkin elbow epidemic took new york city by storm in the early 1990’s when world cl-ss musician, jorge buccio, wrote now famed hit, “the napkin song”. many patrons of the little italy birthday destination, puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic napkin elbow.
d-mn, i can barely pick up my connoli, i hope it’s not the napkin elbow.
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