Napkin Shirt
a shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.
generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
spaghetti tonight dear? i best be putting on my napkin shirt.
and
eww – i can’t believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!
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