Napoleon Blownapart
destroyed
the party was going well, until everyone got too drunk and sick so it became a napoleon blownapart.
the water bottle burst under his foot. jimmy shouts: napoleon blownapart!
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infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. majorly suffering from “little-man syndrome”, he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (a) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (b) n-body could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his “glorious” handiwork.
citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): well — sounds like old napoleon blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!
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