Napoleon Bonaparte

a french emperor, the first person to crown himself emperor in europe since charlemagne. conquered almost all of europe, was sent into exile, but came back to france and reclaimed his crown. sent into exile again, this time for good.
napoleon bonaparte was freaking bad-ss!
a french emperor who was a great military commander. he conquered most of europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
he was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.
bonaparte was never blown apart.
one of the few great people to have their own pokemon named after him (empoleon). other people on this list: jackie chan (hitmonchan), and bruce lee (hitmonlee). it takes a lot to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (infernape: son goku) or deity (torterra: legendary iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (rayquaza). sometimes, finding a name for a pokemon is just as easy as watching animal planet, the discovery channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.
dude, empoleon is “emperte” in j-panese…nintendo’s really down with naming their intellectual properties after real people like napoleon bonaparte. what do you wanna bet there’s gonna be one named after charlemagne, or the pope?
the process by which you wrap your d-ck up in a crepe. you then ram it into your girls -sshole until you are ready for the money shot. you pull out and then have her finish you off. for proper completion she must eat the entire crepe.
my girlfriend like relaxing on a friday night while i give her a napoleon bonaparte.
the s-xual act of standing on one’s knees to imitate a man of small stature, then -j-c-l-t-ng on the nose of one’s s-xual partner, much like napoleon’s forces did to the sphinx in egypt.
dude, i so napoleon bonaparted that b-tch, she sneezed for like two hours straight.