Nappy-elvis


a disgustingly hairy woman, lacking upkeep on hair removal in her nether region, with happy trails on the inside of either thigh.
old single guy – “the chick i took out last night was one terrible nappy-elvis, so bad i almost didn’t sleep with her.”

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