Napspit


when you are at a dinner and you need to discard a poor tasting food, you bring your napkin up as if to wipe your mouth, and spit out the food.
i didn’t want to be rude and i didn’t want to swallow either. so i napspit out that horrible tasting cooking when no one at the table was looking.

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