Napsturbate
verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.
girl 1: hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
girl 2: nah girl, i’m gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf p-rn then napsturbate.
-trademarked by sa
to m-st-rb-t- a little bit, and then take a nap.
n-body was around for a few hours, so i thought it was time to napsturbate.
when you m-st-rb-t- just so you can sleep easier
i couldn’t sleep last night so i totally had to napsturbate
to pleasure oneself while sleeping. like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.
bob: “i woke up with my hands in my pants!”
tim: “i didn’t know you napsturbate.”
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