narcissistic coder syndrome
the cancer that is plaguing every software development community. usually defined by “hurp durp evil coder” traits, refusal to adapt to newer platforms, smug jack-ssery, calling others “hacks”, dismissal of anyone who deviates from their expectations, believing themselves to be better than the rest, and some traits of actual narcissism.
coder 1: shut the f-ck up, you god d-mn hack. your works are hacky, and lazily thought out.
coder 2: no, you suffer from narcissistic coder syndrome. please shut the f-ck up. unlike you, i put effort into my stuff.
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