narcolepelepsy
a disease that causes a person to fall apart at night while having an epileptic seizure.
jim: “what happened to your arm, dave? where did it go?”
dave: “well, last night, my wife was blinking a flashlight off and on in bed. i fell asleep and must have a narcolelptic seizure.”
jim: “what the h-ll is that?”
dave: “narcolepelepsy. don’t screw with me. i’m missing an arm.”
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