narglefus
someone who always thinks their partner is cheating on them, all the time.
keith- hey leah, are you cheating on me with brendan?
leah- uhhh no?? why? i like you??
keith- i dunno, its just weird that he says hi to you all the time.
leah- keith! you gotta be kidding. you are such an narglefus!
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